Tuesday 3rd September

Day 9

For the first time in four days the waterproofs, tights, leg warmers, shoe covers and thermals came off and the sunglasses came on as we basked in glorious sunshine cycling passed Ben Nevis and along the entire length of Lock Ness. I can report that the only monstrous thing we saw, however, was Bernard McEvoy in shrink-wrapped in Lycra.

Michael (the driver) must have been tired because despite the fact that it was the simplest route chosen oven the 10 days of the trip he managed to take a wrong turning which resulted in the riders missing their lunch stop. Perhaps he got dodgy instructions, but I doubt it. When we spoke to him he said he was overcome by the beauty of the landscape and even thought he is Irish he grudgingly accepts that Scotland it is a more beautiful country.

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It dawned on me today that I haven’t provided any update on what we eat. Since we descend on shops, tea rooms and hotels like a swarm of locusts and within minutes eat every last crumb, below is a list of what we will typically eat to keep our strength up:

7am (at least 30 mins after Neill calls us down): 1 – 2 bowls of cereal, a yoghurt, a bowl of porridge, fruit, brown toast and a cooked breakfast (e.g. two boiled eggs, hash brown and toast) – some have even more

10.30am: usually a sandwich, cake, cereal bars, scones, energy bars and a pint of milk

12.30pm: whilst on the bike – cereal bars / energy bars, cakes and/or biscuits

1.30 – 2pm: Lunch – usually a loaf of bread, cheese, ham, pastries, coleslaw, eccles cakes and a pint of milk

4pm: more cereal bars / energy bars, cakes and/or biscuits

7pm: a pint of milk

9pm: Dinner – two main meals each with extra side orders and a couple of beers
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Today we managed 107 miles in 9.5 hours. We are now all geared up for the big finale tomorrow – a 120 mile epic to the finish line.

Thank you for your continuing donations. We have now raised over £13,800 –http://www.justgiving.com/1039miles 

Langer of the Day = Bernard McEvoy – the erratic Bernard stop suddenly without any warning causing a three bike pile up. Kenny Dalby was worst affected and was sent rolling down a hill into the edge of a forest.

Performer of the Day = Kenny Dalby – the ‘big man’ survived the fall and cycled well all day.

Some notes at the end of Day 7 Saturday 31st

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Today’s route took us 96 miles through the Lake District and into Scotland. We had planned to get a ferry across the famous Lake Windermere but, due to technical faults, the ferry wasn’t running we had to put in those extra miles in the saddle to cycle around. Despite the rain, wind and cold, the Lake District was simply brilliant.

There are some tired legs tonight but, now well versed as a team, the cyclists are able to fall into formation – when faced with traffic – with speed and efficiency that the Red Arrows would be proud of.

Performer of the Day: Our newest member, Andrew Caldwell, faced a baptism of fire with the mountains in the Lake District but admirably pulled through. Gerald’s knees are holding up.

Langer of the Day: Mother-nature – the heavens opened several times during the day and the team were subjected to chilling winds and pouring rain

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In a slight change to the usual format, below is an account of the trip so far from Michael O’Driscoll (the support van driver):

“So far this has been an incredible journey in every sense. The peloton has cycled through Land’s End, Helston, Lizard, which is actually more southern than Land’s End, Weston-Super-Mere, Presteigne, Frodsham and Kendal. The cyclists have travelled 510 miles in six days, averaging over 95 miles a day and they look extremely professional.

We are all learning on the way: about ourselves and our co-travellers. A mixed bunch maybe but incredibly genuine, concerned human beings. Some are quiet, some less so. We have a charmer (at least in his own mind), another must have spent years in a Cistercian monastery he is so quiet.

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The organiser in chief is Bernard McEvoy: he is the one who first had the crazy idea and got the whole thing rolling. There are 3 Irish cyclists; Gerald Byrne, Ercus Stewart and Bernard. Ben Williams is the youngest and, without doubt, the most mannerly, courteous and considerate of all – “he’d teach you manners” as they say in Ireland. Matt Hoyle (aka Shelia as he is commonly known) is probably the most experienced cyclist and it is difficult to shut him up once he starts talking.

The final member of the group is Kenny Dalby who is married to an Irish lady. Kenny is Scottish and a true gentleman with some great yarns to tell. No doubt his repertoire of tales will be enhanced after this venture. Gerald just got engaged recently and, by his own admission, is one to keep the head down. Apparently his fiancé does all the work for the forthcoming wedding, reports to Gerald at the end of each day and he signs off or not on everything. Ercus is Ercus and keeps the morale and general demeanor of all on a high. More of this anon.

The man around everything circles, however, is Neill Shrimpton. He has put a tremendous effort into the venture – he organises the route, daily distances, hotels to stay in and generally is the main man.

From my point of view Norton, for instance, will live forever in my memory. The day organiser chose it as the third meeting point on Day 3 of our journey. This choice was made on distance only, i.e. distance from point A to point B, which was measured in 20 mile chunks. The satellite may know where Norton is. After that, however, difficulties arise. So much so that in trying to locate it, Norton, that is, I stopped at a local residence to enquire. The up-shot was a blazing row between the residence – a man and a woman – who, even though living within a mile of the aforementioned Norton could not agree where it was.

English people are tremendously helpful, but ask any two of them, separately, for directions and you will be guaranteed to get two divergent sets. Examples of other bits of advice: “go right to the traffic lights” (what was meant was drive directly to the traffic lights) another one; “see those trees up there” (there were three different layers in the field being pointed to and it was 3 or 4 miles away on a hill) “thats where you want to go”.

I may write to Hereford County Council and Kendal likewise. The former trap you in the centre of town and sometimes after multiple efforts, people manage to escape (I was one such lucky one). In Kendal I got the distinct impression that they don’t want visitors. I felt lucky to emerge from one of the most confusing and difficult one-way systems I have ever encountered. Despite all the stress, the punctures, the minor accidents, the tensions, the unnecessary toilet breaks, I get the distinct impression that everyone is having a great time.

The cause is a great one – it is amazing how our lives can effect others. The many old and dead Irish for whom this trip is all about have made me cry in villages and towns throughout England and Wales as I explained to strangers why the 8 of us are on this trip. I am more and more convinced that everything we do in our lives has an effect. The immigrants of 50, 60 and 70 years ago are making me cry. They were, unknownst to themselves, real patriots.”

Day 7

Yesterday the team started the day just outside of Liverpool and rolled through the industrial north east of England. With less to look at the group turned to the usual topics of Greek philosophy, complex legal problems and ornithology. Bernard, having been given a book on the tour de france for his birthday entertained the group with interesting facts about the race.

Having flirted with Wigan and Manchester for half of the day they finally got to the English hills again. With the spirits rising the heavens opened to reminded the group that they are in Britain after all and heading north!!!

Highlights of the day included a stop of Garstang to be greeted by brilliantly welcoming people only too willing have a laugh and to give to the cause.

96 miles and 9.5 hours later we ended in Kendal at the foot of the Lake District with hopes and excitement of what is in store tomorrow.

Performer of the Day: Gerald Byrne – struggling with two injured knees and a dodgy ankle, Gerald spent the evening with ice-packs strapped to each leg.  He didn’t let it affect his performance though – 10/10

Langer of the Day: Ercus Stewart – two yellow card offenses.  Firstly for coldly stealing Kenny’s Eccles cakes at our lunch stop; secondly for leading Ben down the garden path…only 2 miles in the wrong direction.  Must do better.

Cyclist update:

Matt Hoyle- the resident Australian is still putting in a huge effort and is under strict orders not to shave his lucky beard as so far it has worked its mysterious powers making sure the group got safely home each day. Looks great in white.

Kenny – showed a new side of himself at dinner regaling the gang about his escapades in Budapest baths. Becoming a master of the puncture repairing and really looking forward to bringing us home to bunny Scotland.

Ercus – the silver tongue, blue eyed ‘face’ of the group managed to make 75 peoples’ day with his quick remarks. Most of the 75 were only delighted to give a few pounds to the cause after a few minutes with Ercus.

Neill – We would be in Colombia and not Cumbria if Neill was not on the trip. Managed to stretch, eat two sandwiches and clean his bike in the time it takes Bernard to go to the toilet.

Gerald – although his triceps are very impressive he still manages to reduce the masculinity levels of the group with the Sofie Lauren glasses he fashions. That extra weight and size are a huge benefit on the downhills, pity about the climbs!!!!!!

Ben –   it is very hard to believe this is his 5th day in the saddle as he looks brand new. Not a big fan on geese eggs but strong on facts. Wild youthful imagination makes him see umbrellas where toil is only present.

Bernard- beginning to realise that he would never have made it in the tour having read the book he has been given. Keeping spirits very high and using all of his extensive charm to get donations at bus stops and delis.

Michael- Moonlighting as a wedding photographer in his time off. Brilliant all day with the group.

The new group member is Andrew Coldwell who joined the group today.

Day 6

Saturday, today is Day 7  and the team will enter Scotland as they cycle 96 miles from Kendal to Dumfries

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Langer and Performer of the day!

 

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The team are going strong and have even made some friends along the way – see sheep above!

Wednesday (Day 4) was another fantastic day for the team. Despite a boozy team building session in the evening and a very poor breakfast at a shoddy hotel in Weston-Super-Mere we cruised into Bristol, over the Severn bridge and into the stunning Welsh countryside.photo 1
With sprits high, perfect weather and Bernard challenging everyone to a race we managed to make the 97 mile trek in a mere 10 hours.

To give you a sense of the performances of the team I am introducing a ‘Performer of the Day’ award for the star cyclist and a ‘Langer of the Day’ for poor performance.

Day 1
Langer of the Day = Bernard McEvoy: the award undoubtedly went to the Chairman for a strop that any teenager would have been proud of.

Performer of the Day = Neill Shrimpton: an easy choice for two reasons: (i) for setting a good early pace and (ii) teaching us all how to deal with a belligerent Bernard McEvoy.

Day 2
Langer of the Day = Neill Shrimpton: the 107 mile day through Dartmoor clearly took its toll on Mr Shrimpton. He couldn’t handle the fourth 30% hill of the day and collapsed sideways into a bush.

Performer of the Day = Ben Williams : the super featherweight, hill climbing extraordinaire wins the award for saving the teams’ life – as the only rider to have had the foresight to bring lights, he guided the team across Dartmoor in the pitch black to safety.

Other notable performances on Day 2
Gerald Byrne – with swollen knees he kept on going until the bitter end and showed admirable perseverance
Ercus Stewart – as the oldest member of the team he taught us all a thing or two about the value of experience

Day 3
Langer of the Day = Ben Williams: from hero-to-zero, Ben gets the award for several incidences of insubordination to a senior partner, Bernard McEvoy. Notably, expressing surprise each time Bernard wasn’t the last one up a hill.

Performer of the Day = Ercus Stewart: unbelievable ability to charm every passer-by, Ercus even managed to attract several donations by sweat-talking the locals. Good all round performance.

Day 4
Performer of the Day = Bernard McEvoy: came back with a bang, Bernard was in top form all day taking absolutely everything that Wales threw at him.

“Langer of the Day” = Bernard McEvoy: manages to win both awards. With less than 1 mile to go, Bernard challenged Ben to yet another race. Not playing by the rules, Bernard swerved straight for him causing Ben to veer off and crash into a ditch. Seeing the funny side, Ben still beat Bernard in the race

Day 5

Today is Day 6 and the team will travel from Frodsham to Kendal. Keep checking back in to see who will be the Langer of the Day and Performer of the day over the weekend.

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Hitting the mark

The Ireland Fund of Great Britain is fundraising for The Ireland Fund of Great Britain
The target is £15,000 but the team is looking to raise as much as possible from their hard efforts for the Forgotten Irish. With the start of the cycle Land’s End in just two days the team have already raised over £10,000 which is fantastic!

We’d like to thank everyone who has supported the fundraising efforts and Please Show Your Support if you haven’t done so already.

Radio Kerry Interview

Radio Kerry

On August 15th Bernard McEvoy gave a fantastic interview on Radio Kerry entitled ‘How Irish people living in the UK have fallen on hard times’ Click to listen to the Radio Kerry Interview to have a first hand account on why the fundraising cycle is happening and who is it we’re trying to help.

Don’t forget to donate on JustGiving and more information on the Forgotten Irish can be found here.